[12 piece bucket]

That's what I thought- get rid of the wife and your game will get better and your mind and body will heal! 12 Piece Bucket may be able to add some good advice in this particular area of golf instruction.

I think you've covered this one perfectly Mikey . . . solution is either to chop off the fanger or chop off the wife. This is golf so it's very important to have your priorities in line. Therefore Mikey and I will provide the appropriate services for the fanger or your wife. Assuming you chose the wife there will be a surcharge, a life insurance requirement naming Mike Obstetricski and Bucket as equal beneficiaries with Elmo as the contingent beneficiary. If you just wanna go with the fanger we'll just need our expenses (meal at Chucky Cheezes' and in room pay per view pawno for Mike) paid plus an allowance for equipment (cole cream, cheese grater and ejacto-knife).

You can contact Mike at 888-867-5309 ask for "the boy named Sue."