[Yoda]

Why would you feel that way? I'm not trying to play games Lynn, I'm trying to learn.


[Bold and color by Yoda/Yoda.]

Welcome, everybody, to The EdZ Jumbled
Jeopardy Game. And now, here's our
host, EdZ!

EdZ: Today's special guest is Yoda. Everybody ready? Here we go!
All right, Yoda, what category would you like?

Yoda: I'll take The Golfing Machine.

EdZ: Ah, good choice there, Yoda. First question, Flails
for $200, What is the correct angle of the flail to the Ground at full
extension?

Yoda: Theoretically, 90 degrees, but in practice, it can vary.


EdZ (Pressing Red Wrong!
Buzzer):
AAANNNNNNHHH!!! Sorry, Yoda! That's not the Flail I was talking
about. Mine is invisible and connects the shoulders with the Hands. Ready for
another question?

Yoda: I'll take Low Points for $300.

EdZ: Another good choice! True or False: The Low Point is always
under the ground.

Yoda: False. Depends on where you locate the Low Point at Fix.


EdZ (Pressing Red Wrong!
Buzzer):
AAANNNNNNHH!!!! Wrong again, Yoda, my man. I was talking about the Low
Point of The Force, not of the Club. Want to try again?

Yoda: <No response.>

EdZ: I said, Yoda, want to try again? How about 'Circles' for
$400?

EdZ's Assistant: Sorry, Mr. Z, but Yoda has left the building.
Said something about forgetting an appointment to get a root canal.