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05-26-2010, 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by drewitgolf
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Just invite her out to a friendly 18 hole round with your two buddies: Bucket and Mike O. That should take care of everything. BTW, don't mention "the finger thing" in front of Bucket when there is mixed company.
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Great, thanks Drew.
I dont have a photo of Mike O. but Im going to show her this picture of Bucket.....if this doesnt put her off golf nothing will.
Gonna show it to her right after I finish making this guacamole dip for tonights Mexican themed mixed two ball, nine hole group. Gotta run.........
http://www.lynnblakegolf.com/forum/a...d=127491101 8
Last edited by O.B.Left : 05-26-2010 at 06:04 PM.
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05-27-2010, 12:53 AM
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I just scared our puppy and my wife LMFAO!
OB, I'm a little shy about talking to a man about his wife and pressure points, so I'll be gentle and respectful, for a bit.
It's great that you and your Mrs. can speak about golf, now, and you probably will have to acquire a new skill like listening to a woman, seriously.
Of course, she's very likely to get the picture of G.O.L.F. more quickly than perhaps even you did. So, you'd better prepare for some interesting observations like "Honey, you told me to do that but you don't!" and "Why didn't you tell me that before?"
You might consider knowing your wife's favorite color and her sizes. You might be buying coordinated outfits and accessories. No more new clubs, man. Bummer!
There is some good news in all of this, though. People that would never have invited you to visit them in Philadelphia or Minneapolis, or whatever hick town, uhm small town, in Illinois that allows Daryl to reside in the city limits, will now extend invitations trusting that your nice Mrs. proves that you are in some way "safe and normal."
I like Toronto. But how many times can you go to the CN tower, the ROM, and the Hockey Hall of fame? Minnesota and Philadelphia have big discount malls, after all. And, our wives can go shopping at those malls while we all golf. Kevin can get 25 strokes left-handed! The ladies will spend all sorts of money at King of Prussia or Mall of America.
Congrats!
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Originally Posted by O.B.Left
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Great, thanks Drew.
I dont have a photo of Mike O. but Im going to show her this picture of Bucket.....if this doesnt put her off golf nothing will.
Gonna show it to her right after I finish making this guacamole dip for tonights Mexican themed mixed two ball, nine hole group. Gotta run.........
http://www.lynnblakegolf.com/forum/a...d=127491101 8
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05-27-2010, 09:53 AM
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Thanks City, that'd be great.
Ill post more later...........the MIxed Two Ball, 9'rs tour bus is just pulling up to the discount mall in Buffalo........hey theres the Linens store!!!!!!!
Ill never play an entire 18 holes again!
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05-27-2010, 10:05 AM
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K, she's busy shopping now and I got a minute.......
This woman has some sort of power over me, brother. I was supposed to tell her that the #3pp is just balony but instead she gets out of me that .........the whole On Plane Right Forearm, with its Frozen Right Wrist CAN AND SHOULD remain intact throughout the entire swing! She didnt believe me at first , then she realizes that you can do all this and still Trace with the #3pp at the same time. "The finger thing" lives.
What the heck will she get outa me next? The BAT Major Stroke maybe? Aiming Point? I think she has a golf problem actually. Im not seeing a healthy balance between golf and life there.
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05-27-2010, 11:52 AM
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Beating a Drumstick
Originally Posted by O.B.Left
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"The finger thing" lives.
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And like Mike O says about the Colonel, "it's finger lickin' good"  .
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05-27-2010, 11:16 PM
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Originally Posted by drewitgolf
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And like Mike O says about the Colonel, "it's finger lickin' good" .
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Oh boy . . . . you have officially been ruint.
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05-28-2010, 10:30 AM
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I just drove by a x-rated store located right next to a KFC. Their sign says" We're finger licking good too". Hwy 10, St. Cloud Minnesota. I had no idea Bucket has investments up here.
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05-28-2010, 10:38 AM
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05-28-2010, 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted by dodger
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I just drove by a x-rated store located right next to a KFC. Their sign says" We're finger licking good too". Hwy 10, St. Cloud Minnesota. I had no idea Bucket has investments up here.
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now THAT is funny!
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