[12 piece bucket]

Funny you should ask in this thread.
Rumor has it he is writing his own book. He wanted my input on the possible titles - "My Cinderella Story", "My Scratch Game", "A Good Walk Soiled", "The Beginners Guide to Choosing your Foursome" and one other called "The Greatest Player who Never Lived". I had to break the news that the last title was taken.

I think you got that wrong . . . He told me that he was writing a book on adult diapers and all the physics, alignments and biomechanics involved. It's going to be a Yellow Book like the Machine for obvious reasons. Now he's just trying to come up with the words to fit his anacronimonythingie D.U.M.P. the Computer Age Approach to Potty Perfection.