Are there more hitters..
 

or do they just have more emergencies!?
Note 3 times as many posts here as in E.R.-Swingers!

Is Posting A 'Type A' Thing?
 

Naah, Wally. It's just that Hitters are Type A's, and they post more! :D Actually, that's just a theory with absolutely no evidence to support it. So, it may be as you have suggested: They post more because they suffer more!

As Homer said, "Hitting is harder to learn...but easier to do once you've learned it."

Swingers Are From Venus...Hitters Are From Mars
 

We're just meaner and like to tell people how mean we are. :D It's a testosterone thing. We like telling people how much we can tear things up (ie. the ground, the back of the ball). Swingers, in my presumptious and humble opinion, are thinking about butterflies and waterfalls.

:wink:

Nah, it just more people think they are hitters when in reality just like those who call themselves swingers are really switters (I like that term).

What is a switter, a confused hitter or swinger who has adopted too many variations from hitting and swinging created a 3rd class golf stroke.

I have heard the swingers are thinkers and hitters are... well they don't think as much?

I shoot for Swinging.

Re: Swingers Are From Venus...Hitters Are From Mars
 

As a recovering switter (now that you sting like a bee, instead of float like a butterfly), what did you think about? How to tear the wings off a butterfly? :lol:

Re: Swingers Are From Venus...Hitters Are From Mars
 

I think of beating the butterfly silly with a bat.

Terms of Endearment
 

Destroy, neutralize, vanquish, annihilate, kill, obliterate.

I smell a challenge
 

I'll be in Marietta the first week in April.

Anybody up for a swinger vs. hitter long drive competition?

Remember, I'm an old guy so take it easy on me. :D

Bagger

Re: I smell a challenge
 

By coincidence I'll be there too! You are on! :shock:

Texas Long-Drive Grudge Match
 

Dueling Web Guys in an all-out Texas Long-Drive Grudge Match. The Thrilla In Marietta!

I'll be there to conduct the competition and make sure all's fair and square. No 'hot' golf balls. No illegal clubs! And steroids will be tested for!

And one more thing: A video for all to see.

:shock:

Stakes are being raised here!

Re: Texas Long-Drive Grudge Match
 

See my Terms of Endearment post above. Case closed.

Fair and Square
 

I'll lay of the juice. I promith, I only use herbal thupplithments.

Raising the stakes...
The winner gets his shot against Luke the Nuke for the trophy!!!

Bagger

LBG Rated PG
 

Uh...that's a No-Go on the Luke the Nuke Tag Team Challenge.

This is a PG-Rated site, and -- forget the women and children -- that would be one even the men could not bear to watch!

There is almost no where else for a Hitter to discuss their technique without getting jeered at. It is either here or find an AI. There are plenty of pga teachers and others to talk about swinging,-might not be as accurately broken down as it is in TGM, but there are places. I have begun to look in my area for teaching pros that know something about TGM, and right side hitting....you should see the looks on their faces, when I start interviewing them. Most PGA pros think there is only one way to do it...and we hitters all know they are WRONG!

Re: LBG Rated PG
 

Who's scared...not me!
:wink: :twisted: :lol:

Competition Equipment
 

Trig and I just need a few things -

Cell phones for distance announcements (walkie talkies don't have enough range) and ear plugs. :lol:

Bagger

Re: Competition Equipment
 

Wear heavy shoes, too. In quantum physics you learn that something traveling at the speed of light creates a black hole behind it. I don't want you guy's to be sucked in to the vortex created behind my clubhead.