[Daryl]

And, I have a certain charming type of a "John Wayne" type walk that make s me popular at red-neck bars and country line-dance lessons between NASCAR events.

You might want to play "12 Piece Bucket". Wow, I'm old or something. In 54 years I've never been to a Red-Neck Bar, had Country-Line Dancing Lessons or been to a NASCAR event. I've never seen country line dancing except on TV. Do people do that in Public? And someone teaches it? Hmm?