[ColtsFan]

You aren't that far from Coscowilla. Get thee to COSCOWILLA!! You will no longer be screwed up or unhappy. You will then be joyful and magnanimous in your love of the game of G.O.L.F. Golf ain't G.O.L.F.
Go see Yoda if at all possible.
If you can't do that, come up here with (Twin Cities) City in a couple weeks and bring your Yellow Book. It won't be anywhere near as good as C'willa, but it'll be well intentioned with lots of entertainment.

Thanks for the offer Jerry, I really do need to make a swamp visit...

the Twin Cities, thats tempting.... especially since its been so damn hot here all summer.

take care